Who is the best detective of all time? Elementary. Surely, it’s Sherlock.
Who is the worst dressed cop? Easy. Columbo.
Who is the hairiest? Tricky. Poirot in places or perhaps Miss Marple.
Who is the most methodical, irritating, funny and non-human detective? I know this one. It’s Malc in my own quirky Traces series.
Here’s the most important question, though. Who is the thinnest detective of all time?
The thinnest detective of all time? It’s got to be Skulduggery Pleasant, hasn’t it? After all, he is a skeleton. Not a gram of fat on him. The ultimate size zero – even thinner than most supermodels